a Harry Potter AU by SkoosiePants ([info]dirtytrousers) wrote,
@ 2006-11-16 14:25:00
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In which nothing ever ends


start at the beginning | what went before | the end

“You have to admit, the whole situation’s rather absurd,” Lav said to Dean, three empty shot glasses upside-down on the table in front of them.

“Bizarre,” Dean agreed, though he wasn’t sure he actually did. It didn’t matter, though. He’d been in and out of love with Nev for years and years, so nothing much had changed, overall.

Lav shook her head. “I wanted what I couldn’t have.” She pinched her forefinger and thumb together. “But only a very little bit. You, though.”

“I’ll be okay.” He would be; he knew it. Nev was important to him, and the band was the most fun he’d had in a long, long time. And Susan; god, could he ever resent Susan anything? There was too much light in her.

From the stage, Seamus called out, “Hey, get a move on, you two,” and walked his fingers up his bass, absently strumming out the opening riff to Day Tripper.

They didn’t normally play Sundays. Curly’s was usually pretty much deserted then, too, smattered with only a few regulars - Flamel and podSal and Hamilton J. Harris the Third, who drank scotch straight-up and had a pronounced lisp. But they hadn’t played since the weekend before, not even practices, and Seamus was vibrating with excess energy. They hadn’t even let him have a dance-off, for god’s sake.

It would’ve been like Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo meets Beat Street meets You Got Served and it would’ve been brilliant.

Ernie bounded onto the stage, grinning. “What’s up first?”

“Lav’s choice,” Seamus said. “As she’s had the most trauma lately.”

Ron twirled his sticks and pounded out a few beats of She Says She Knows Your Mum, segueing into ‘Til the Sky Turns Him Bright, waiting for Dean to settle at the upright.

The pub was thinly lined with Dirty Trousers fans. Han, Terry, Harry, Hermione and Blaise – sweetly holding hands, and they couldn’t think they’d get out of there that night without a proper ribbing from Seamus - were ‘round a table up front. Flicker, Brandeen and Vince were propped up at the bar, with Colin and a few of his friends nearby. Justin and Gin had their heads bent together over at a corner booth, and Ernie spotted Millie, Theo and Midge as they slipped in the door, swiping the first bit of sludgy snow off their coats.

He waved, jaunty, and watched what might have been a flush spread over Millie’s cheeks. Midge waved back.

Seamus jostled his elbow. “You ready?”

“Always,” Ernie said, flashing him a toothy grin.

Lav said, “Brand-new Shoes in round, gentlemen,” then leaned into her mic, voice thicker than usual with drink, and drawled, “Baby, these goddamn shoes are worth more than your life to me. So you better not vomit on them...”



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[info]schlicky
2006-11-16 06:37 pm UTC (link)
Aw, I love Dean. *snuggles him* And Hermione and Blaise holding hands... so cute. I love Dirty Trousers. *waves a DT flag* Yay!

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:40 am UTC (link)
Thank you!! *hugs*

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[info]kws136
2006-11-16 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Hooray for Dirty Trousers! Two weeks in the life certainly got us through more than two weeks, and I'm sad that its all done, but ... yay! Fantastic way to end it: just as it started. Yay, Skoosie! Well done!

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:41 am UTC (link)
Thank you, hon! *hugs you*

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[info]butterflysteve
2006-11-16 08:24 pm UTC (link)
The perfect end to one of the most perfectly brilliant AU's ever.
You are an inspiration!
Thank you for providing me with laughter, music and my new found appreciation for Seamus.

And now the end is near...SOBS...

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[info]butterflysteve
2006-11-16 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Or was it here I never knew what that song was going on about anyway.

Goodbye my dirty trousers!

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[info]druidspell
2006-11-16 08:59 pm UTC (link)
*grins madly* I'm sad that it's over, but happy because it happened :)

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:43 am UTC (link)
Thank you! *bear hugs*

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[info]updraftgirl38
2006-11-16 09:41 pm UTC (link)
Aw, this is a very sweet ending to DT.
Yay for Ernie/Millie!
Poor Dean. Him and Nev were so cute.
Nice song lyrics, and a good way to end things.

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:43 am UTC (link)
Thank you very much :) I"m glad you enjoyed this!

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[info]idrinktea
2006-11-16 09:47 pm UTC (link)
fantastic. thank you.

are you doing a pdf? just wanted to check before I went ahead and saved all the text anyway :)

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:44 am UTC (link)
Thank you!
And yes, I'm going to PDF everything. Soon. I hope :)

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(Anonymous)
2006-11-16 10:13 pm UTC (link)
I feel like I've lost a best friend..... the end of DT has arrived and I'm a tad more emotional than I thought I'd be.... *sobs*

But I must say that you've been an absolute star. DT is still the best AU EVER and has to be my all time favourite fic EVER. Seriously.

Just a teeny tiny question.... who is it that Lav wanted and couldn't have? Is it Cedric?

Also, you know how much I adore Ernie/Millie, so does that little glance and blush routine mean that something is likely to happen for the two of them? Gosh I hope those two get together....

I love DT more than chocolate. No joke. It's strange, because I feel like I actually know these characters and it's heartbreaking to know that it's finally the end of the line....

--rags--

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:46 am UTC (link)
Rags! Thank you, hon *hugs you*

Just a teeny tiny question.... who is it that Lav wanted and couldn't have? Is it Cedric? It's open ended, but it could be Nev or Cedric :)

Also, you know how much I adore Ernie/Millie, so does that little glance and blush routine mean that something is likely to happen for the two of them? Gosh I hope those two get together.... I think it might take a while for them to get their act together, but yeah, I'm rootin' for those two *g*

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[info]maya_morning
2006-11-17 12:00 am UTC (link)
*smirks* Justing and Ginny are blatantly planning the mad monkey sex aren't they?!

Ah I do so wish Dirty Trousers were a real band. Cos then I could snuggle Seamus and taunt Draco by oggling Ron's sexy body!

Man I can't believe its over! I've become rather attached to this fic! What am I going to do with myself without my hit of DT?

Of course I could always bribe you with chocolate and lush products to get you to write a sequel......

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:49 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah, Justin and Ginny are one step away from teh monkey sex.

Of course I could always bribe you with chocolate and lush products to get you to write a sequel...... *laughs* I don't think it'd work. These guys are off on their own now!

*hugs you*


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[info]amori_maris
2006-11-17 01:05 am UTC (link)
Hermione and Blaise holding hands! Thay are too cute!

I love how simple and perfect the ending is :)

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:49 am UTC (link)
Thank you, m'dear! *big hugs*

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[info]fadedbluejeans
2006-11-17 02:33 am UTC (link)
Simple, perfect ending.....but, god, you are the queen of the unresolved ending, aren't you?

I love this fic. That's really all there is to say.

And you'd better do a PDF, because I don't want to consider what saving this as text will do to the memory on my poor PC.

Love, love, love.

“Baby, these goddamn shoes are worth more than your life to me. So you better not vomit on them...”
And life goes on...

(Sorry for being woefully sentimental. The end of DT co-incided with the very end of high scool for me and, well....I've been turned to mush)

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:51 am UTC (link)
Thank you! I wanted to leave everything open-ended, but still happy :)

And yes, this will be in PDF soon. I just have to get my act together *g*

*hugs you*

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[info]lyras
2006-11-17 04:19 am UTC (link)
Just whizzed through the last few instalments, which were excellent, as ever. Thanks so much for an exhilarating and very smiley ride!

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:51 am UTC (link)
Thank you, hon!

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[info]snapshotty
2006-11-17 06:02 am UTC (link)
Oh, I'll miss DT. Great work though. :)

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:51 am UTC (link)
Thanks, darling!

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[info]seratonation
2006-11-17 10:36 am UTC (link)
*content sigh* sad that its over, but great way to end it. I'm glad Dean will be ok, and Ernie found someone. and sigh, im still sad its over though, i understand why, but still, maybe in the future, you might get a cookie of how they are getting along. just you know to check up on them?

tiny tiny question, What happend between Terry and Hannah?

Oh man you've made me love these characters more than the original series ever could have. i mean they feel more real then any thing ive read before.

*also waves DT flag*

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:53 am UTC (link)
Thank you, hon! *big hugs*

tiny tiny question, What happend between Terry and Hannah? Terry and Han are still in the first blush of romance. I think they'll work out okay :)

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[info]janeaverage
2006-11-17 03:14 pm UTC (link)
*BAWLS*

No, really, I agree agree with everyone that this is a good ending... it's just...

*meekly* I could've spent the next thirty years soaking up DT serial, you know? That would've been good for me. When I win the lotto, can I hire you to do that? :P

(Argh, I sound ungrateful. But DT was the first fic I ever printed out properly, I carry it 'round in my car to read while waiting for carry-out or giving blood or before the lights go down at the movies. I lovelovelove them and it's just so weird to know there won' t ever be any more!)

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:56 am UTC (link)
*grins* thank you so much! I really thought it would go on forever, but ah well. *hugs you*

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[info]eiki
2006-11-17 03:59 pm UTC (link)
It took me a LOOONG tim to realize that this is THE END. *sighs* Well all good things must come to an end, and so must DT. *cries* Good times, good times. Thanks, skoosie :)

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:57 am UTC (link)
Thank you for reading, hon! *hugs*

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[info]darlingfox
2006-11-17 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I'll miss this so much even though I really liked the ending.

Thank you very much!

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:58 am UTC (link)
Thanks, m'dear! *hugs you*

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[info]belovedmeadow
2006-11-17 08:44 pm UTC (link)
Oh goodness. I've loved this fic for a very long time (though of course I was lazy and never commented) and now it's over, leaving a big ficcy hole in my heart. ;) I'd have been happy to have the serial continue forever. Thank you!

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:58 am UTC (link)
Thank you for reading! *hugs*

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[info]mila_v
2006-11-18 06:15 pm UTC (link)
Awww....the end.

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:59 am UTC (link)
*g* 'tis sad, but it had to be done. Thanks for reading!

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[info]nutty_moo
2006-11-20 01:35 am UTC (link)
Oh WOW that was love it seemed so right that it should end with the band singing XD

It's been fantastically excellent reading this and i look forward to reading the other version

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-22 02:59 am UTC (link)
Thank you, darling! *hugs*

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(Anonymous)
2006-11-22 10:43 am UTC (link)
Wow.. I just wanted to let you know how much I've enjoyed reading Dirty Trousers... I can't quite believe its over!

I guess I'll just have to go back and reread the whole thing :)

And it was a fabulous ending. Well done for going out with a bang!
And (finally!) yay for Justin and Ginny!! They were one of my favourite couples, and I loved how their story turned out.

Thanks!
Alice

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-26 01:11 am UTC (link)
Thank you so much, hon! Thanks for reading, and I'm glad you enjoyed it so much :)

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[info]littleleggylulu
2006-11-23 09:59 am UTC (link)
oh..oh...oh it was sooo good! i could just cry knowing there will be no more...but the resolution with Pansy and Harry! And Ginny and the Prick....oh so good! And of course my favorite boys...mmm I'll miss your Ron/Draco! It's been great, but luckily we have your SGA which you rock at so not all is lost!
(though it would be fun to turn that into episodes too...i might actually check it at school then!)
I luff you and your stories muchly...
I kinda feel like an age is ending...
Onward SG soldiers!!!

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-26 01:11 am UTC (link)
EEEE!! Thanks, hon! *glomps*

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[info]doilyhands
2006-11-24 08:06 am UTC (link)
I never commented before, but I adore your work. Obsessivly.
DT ending is like (I guess) how everyone seemed to flip out over Friends ending. Except, this was actually funny and made me read het and not gag, and Friends, notsomuchnothankyou.

If you ever get the royalties to HP, please, give us a sitcom. I shall love you always for it.

Best nowhere-near-Hogwarts/non wizard AU I've ever read.

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-11-26 01:12 am UTC (link)
You are awesomely sweet - thank you! *hugs*

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END?!?!
[info]ellaanabeth
2006-11-27 09:08 pm UTC (link)
.. .. ...... ....oh GOD, I don't know what to say... >.< ....END?!?!?!

Man, I just KNEW you were gonna end it when you didn't update for 6 WHOLE MONTHS!! I can't believe it's over!!! I mean, I lost my computer and then I finally get it back and I was like 'Dirty Trousers!' and then I was like, 'UPDATE!!!!!! O.O' and then it ENDED?!?!?! And then here I am ranting all the while thinking, WTF? O.o

Anyways, don't get the wrong idea from my ranting, I loved the ending. I think I even got a little teary eyed. ...but I'll never admit to it. I liked how you tied up the most important things but still left other things open- like the whole Bill/Fleur/Puppy fiasco. (personally, I think Bill and Fleur get a HUGE kick out of this whole rivalry thing ^.^) and the Justin/Ginny thing, which just makes me go HEEEEEEEE!!

I've always been a big fan of your writing and I'll totally be keeping an eye out for the next great fic!

Anyways, I need to go search for a new excessively long and sporadically updating, never-ending, hilariously funny fic to go obsess over on my off hours; so I'll end this with a huge GLOMP in your direction and a horribly loud squeeled THANK YOU for your enjoyment.

Loads of Grins and Chuckles (and a couple of tears) from the Cheshire Cat,

~~Elaana

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-12-05 01:37 am UTC (link)
*g* thanks so much, my dear! I'm glad you liked the ending, even though it... ended :) *hugs you*

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[info]celabrielle
2006-12-01 11:23 pm UTC (link)
The END, end?

*cry*

Okay. So I've been lurking for a while-- and by awhile, I mean, around 3 years. Yes, bad me for not leaving a review before now. But these are my favorite fics, so there never seemed anything particularly good enough to actually SAY, that didn't make me sound like a rabid fangirl. But seriously, in lieu of writing a painstakingly dull, semi-obsessive review for each of your fics, I just want to say, you stories are awesome-- you have a superb writing style that I very much wish I could emulate. You've converted me to Draco/Ron and Hermione/Blaise, and have managed to write some of the very few stories in which Ginny is not portrayed as a squeaky, asinine moron. You've shown new, brilliant sides to otherwise side characters-- Seamus, especially, and Theo. So...yes, kudos to your excellence, and please, keep writing.
On a totally...well, somewhat... different note, I was somewhat disappointed at the lack of an end to your G/D fic on fictionally, Twilight of the Dawn. Is it actually complete, or have you simply decided to drop it?
Also, another, rather odd question-- this fic, being an alternate universe...well, the characters are portrayed so thoroughly, did you ever consider just changing the names and publishing? I think it would go over extremely well.

Alright. Going away now. ^_^
-Celabrielle

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-12-05 01:41 am UTC (link)
Hurrah for delurking! Thank you so much *g* I'm glad you enjoyed this.

On a totally...well, somewhat... different note, I was somewhat disappointed at the lack of an end to your G/D fic on fictionally, Twilight of the Dawn. Is it actually complete, or have you simply decided to drop it? Um, yeah, that fic is unfinished and defnitely going to stay that way :(

Also, another, rather odd question-- this fic, being an alternate universe...well, the characters are portrayed so thoroughly, did you ever consider just changing the names and publishing? I think it would go over extremely well. I actually posted this as an original, edited fic here :)

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[info]lazigyrl
2006-12-03 06:33 pm UTC (link)
so i finally got a chance to sit down and read the last few installments. November is a month I cease to exist as I get sucked into the world of NaNoWriMo. It's been a great ride and i wanted to let you know I really enjoyed what has been for me one of the ultimate AUs I've found in the world of fan fiction, not just HP.

And I'll still be reading you works outside of this one. For one thing , your McSheps are taking over my memories list. I am terrible about leaving feedback so I though I'd just mention that little fact here while posting at all. :-)

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[info]skoosiepants
2006-12-05 01:43 am UTC (link)
*g* thank you so much!

For one thing , your McSheps are taking over my memories list. I am terrible about leaving feedback so I though I'd just mention that little fact here while posting at all. :-) thanks, m'dear, I'm glad you enjoy them!

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